Monday, July 07, 2014

On a lighter note: Bilam at Walmart

Courtesy of a correspondent:


Bilam gave a wicked suggestion to Balak, that he should build goyishe stores such as Walmart with tamei pictures, so that Jewish children should come, chas v'sholom, to have tamei eyes.

And also when the Jews, chalilah, befriend the goyim, Hashem will punish them.


  1. WalMart was created by Hashem so that certain chassidic and yeshivish business associates of mine can make millions selling to them. (Unfortunately none of it fell to me.)